Too Much Christmas EP

Season getting to you? Can't stand the 24/7 stream of all things Christmas? Well, what are you doing here then? Go find a song that sums up your feelings.

From the site ...

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*No sleigh-bells were used in the creation of this song

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A Very Bootie Christmas 2

Good things get mashed ... potatoes, barley, TV shows based on a movie based on a book written by a Hooker, and music ... in this case, Christmas music.

Head on over to BootieUSA to snag "A Very Bootie Christmas 2" and, if you missed it a few years ago, "A Very Bootie Christmas". A total of 31 mashed-up Yuletide tunes to get your toes-a-tapping and your hips-a-swaying ... why do I feel the need to search out some Yuletide Disco?

Tracklists:

A Very Bootie Christmas 2 (2009)

1. Go Home Productions -- High Tides and Blocked Peace Pipes
2. DJ Schmolli -- Pumping Up Christmas
3. Dan Phillips -- Jingles Are Jingles
4. King Of Pants -- Alala Falala Hasselhoff
5. Smash-Up Derby -- Christmas Bop
6. Secret Santa -- Santa's Silent Bum
7. Voicedude -- Dreidel All The Way
8. Voicedude -- Black Door Or White Santa
9. Jacqui Naylor -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Alabama (A+D Remix)
10. A Plus D -- Xmas Dick In A Box *
11. DJ BC -- Sugar Plum Fairy Coda (Recoda)
12. Little Drummer Bonzo -- DJ Topcat
13. Mojochronic -- Yuletide Zeppelin
14. Alexkid & DJ Seep -- Santa Baby (Remix)
15. Voicedude -- It's The Little Things

* - explicit lyrics

A Very Bootie Christmas (2006)

1. Bad Tattoo -- Are You Gonna Stop The White Xmas
2. Divide & Kreate -- Jingle Jane
3. Sam Flanagan -- Frosty DMC
4. Brat -- Funky Christmas
5. Divide & Kreate -- Every Christmas You Fake
6. DJ Schmolli -- Back Door Santa Getting It On
7. Lionel Vinyl -- Lionel's Xmas Wrapping
8. A Plus D -- Give Da Jew Girl Toys
9. Go Home Productions -- Christmas On The Block
10. Corporal Blossom -- White Christmas
11. DJ John -- Lonely Siberian Winter
12. Payroll -- Another Xmas Day Can Only Disappoint U
13. DJ Zebra -- The Xmas Kick
14. Divide & Kreate -- Achtung X-Mash
15. Go Home Productions -- Christmas In Boston
16. DJ BC -- Imagine Santa

Sucka Pants XMas Mix '09

A 21 track compilation, XMas Mix '09, over at Sucka Pants is definitely worth a listen. The Sonics "Santa Clause", "I Wish It Was Christmas Today" by Julian Casablancas and Kermit Ruffins "Crazy Cool Christmas" are my favs ... YMMV.

Tracklist:

1. All I Want For Christmas -- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
   
2. Merry Christmas (I Don't Wanna Fight) -- Asobi Seksu
   
3. Winter Wonderland -- Cap'n Jazz
   
4. Oh Joseph -- Burning Hank
   
5. Come On Santa -- The Raveonettes
   
6. O Holy Night -- Benji Cossa
   
7. Santa Clause -- The Sonics
   
8. Christmas In Prison -- Emmy The Great & Lightspeed Champion
   
9. I Wish It Was Christmas Today -- Julian Casablancas
   
10. Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis -- Neko Case
    
11. It's Christmas But Not For You -- TIAC
    
12. Christmas Eve, Driving Home -- Frontier Ruckus
    
13. Run Away With Me -- Jens Lekman
    
14. Christmas Is For Losers -- Mike Nicolai
    
15. Ain't No Chimneys -- Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings
    
16. Oh Hanukah, Oh Hanukah -- Sinai Mountain Boys
    
17. Last Christmas -- Swearing at Motorists
    
18. Crazy Cool Christmas -- Kermit Ruffins
    
19. Hanukkah -- The Mountain Goats
    
20. X-Mas Eve (She Got up and Left Me) -- Rancid
    
21. Xmas Eve -- The Damnwells
    

25 worst Christmas album covers of all time

Nothing says Christmas like a really bad album cover. Coming in at #1 according to the UKs' Telegraph is Stan and Doug yust go nuts at Christmas ... see the rest @ The 25 worst Christmas album covers of all time.

Corner Gas: "Christmas in Dog River"

If you're Canadian, you know "Corner Gas" (S1 DVD @ Amazon) and if not, you need to try to catch it sometime if possible. Back in 2005, their first Christmas episode, "Merry Gasmas", aired. A Christmas single was released a few days before hand ... 50% promo, 50% song and 110% comedy ... the MP3 is still available for free download @
Brent Butt Releases First Ever Single, "Christmas in Dog River".

Oprah's Free Holiday Music Downloads

Free Holiday Music Downloads

From November 30 at 10 a.m. CT to December 1 at 11 p.m. CT, download Andrea Bocelli's and Mary J. Blige's duet on "What Child Is This" and Sugarland's "Silent Night" for free! ... continue to oprah.com

USA: Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends ... or, as the Yuletide Bloggers say ...

"Ladies & Gentlemen, start your turntables!"

And as the belts get loosened and the turkey digests, take a spin around to Ernie (Not Bert), Christmas Music Everyday and The Old Time Radio Flier 12 for some special audio treats.

ASCAP Announces Top 25 Holiday Songs of the Decade

New York, NY, November 23, 2009 (ASCAP): Even as the digital music generation embraces the latest technological innovations, the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers (ASCAP) reports that traditional favorites still rule the holiday airwaves -- and the iPod. Interpreted over the years by each decade's most popular artists, these Holiday favorites remain timeless classics appealing to young and old alike.

Topping ASCAP's holiday songs list of the decade is one of the oldest songs on the list: "Winter Wonderland." It was written in 1934 by Felix Bernard and Richard B. Smith, and was an instant hit for legendary bandleader Guy Lombardo And His Royal Canadians who took it to the #2 spot on the Billboard charts the same year. Recordings by the Andrews Sisters and Perry Como, in 1946, established the song as a Yuletide favorite. Versions by the Eurythmics, Jewel and Air Supply are frequently heard on radio today.

ASCAP President and Chairman Paul Williams knows something about holiday songs, having received an Emmy nomination this year for "I Wish I Could Be Santa Claus" from A Muppets Christmas: Letters To Santa, an original Christmas special with both story and songs by the renowned songwriter. He commented: "This is a tough list for any of us to break into. There's a sense that people tend to gravitate towards tradition, especially at the holidays, and our top 25 list confirms this. So, whether you're listening to holiday music on an iPod or a vintage record player, these time-honored favorites are sure to evoke the magic of the season and memories of holidays past."

The Top 25 most performed ASCAP holiday songs of the decade are listed below. Each song includes songwriter credits, and cites the most popular artist version played on radio today. The data was compiled with the help of Mediaguide, the most comprehensive digital audio performance tracking technology in the world.

1. Winter Wonderland
Written by: Felix Bernard, Richard B. Smith
Performed by: Eurythmics

2. The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)
Written by: Mel Tormé, Robert Wells
Performed by: Nat "King" Cole

3. Sleigh Ride
Written by: Leroy Anderson, Mitchell Parish
Performed by: The Ronettes

4. Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Written by: Ralph Blane, Hugh Martin
Performed by: The Pretenders

5. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Written by: Fred Coots, Haven Gillespie
Performed by: Bruce Springsteen

6. White Christmas
Written by: Irving Berlin
Performed by: Bing Crosby

7. Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Written by: Sammy Cahn, Jule Styne
Performed by: Michael Bublé

8. Jingle Bell Rock
Written by: Joseph Carleton Beal, James Ross Boothe
Performed by: Daryl Hall & John Oates

9. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
Written by: Johnny Marks
Performed by: Gene Autry

10. Little Drummer Boy
Written by: Katherine K. Davis, Henry V. Onorati, Harry Simeone
Performed by: The Harry Simeone Chorale & Orchestra

11. It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Written by: Edward Pola, George Wyle
Performed by: Andy Williams

12. I'll Be Home For Christmas
Written by: Walter Kent, Kim Gannon, Buck Ram
Performed by: Josh Groban

13. Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
Written by: Johnny Marks
Performed by: Brenda Lee

14. Silver Bells
Written by: Jay Livingston, Ray Evans
Performed by: Anne Murray

15. Feliz Navidad
Written by: José Feliciano
Performed by: José Feliciano

16. Frosty The Snowman
Written by: Steve Nelson, Walter E. Rollins
Performed by: The Beach Boys

17. A Holly Jolly Christmas
Written by: Johnny Marks
Performed by: Burl Ives

18. Blue Christmas
Written by: Billy Hayes, Jay W. Johnson
Performed by: Elvis Presley

19. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
Written by: Meredith Willson
Performed by: Johnny Mathis

20. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Written by: Tommie Connor (PRS)
Performed by: John Mellencamp

21. Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane)
Written by: Gene Autry, Oakley Haldeman
Performed by: Gene Autry

22. (There's No Place Like) Home For The Holidays
Written by: Bob Allen, Al Stillman
Performed by: Perry Como

23. Carol Of The Bells
Written by: Peter J. Wilhousky, Mykola Leontovich
Performed by: David Foster (instrumental version)

24. Wonderful Christmastime
Written by: Paul McCartney (PRS)
Performed by: Paul McCartney

25. Do They Know It's Christmas? (Feed the World)
Written by: Midge Ure (PRS), Bob Geldof (PRS)
Performed by: Band Aid

Some facts about the Top 25 ASCAP Holiday Songs:

Oldest songs:
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" and "Winter Wonderland" (both 1934)

Newest song:
"Do They Know It's Christmas? (Feed the World)" (1984)

Most recorded Holiday song:
"White Christmas" with well over 500 versions in dozens of languages

Songs introduced in Film and Television:
"White Christmas" in Holiday Inn (1942)
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" in Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)
"Silver Bells" in The Lemon Drop Kid (1950)
"A Holly Jolly Christmas" in TV special Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1962)

Writer with most top Holiday songs:
Johnny Marks with three - "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree," and "A Holly Jolly Christmas"

"Sleigh Ride" is the only holiday song on the list written originally as an instrumental piece for a symphony orchestra. The Boston Pops Orchestra gave the first performance in a concert conducted by Arthur Fiedler at Symphony Hall in Boston, May 4, 1948. Mills Music published it that same year. The Boston Pops Orchestra recorded it in June of 1949. Mitchell Parish added lyrics in 1949.

Mediaguide, co-owned by ASCAP, monitors radio broadcast music in real-time and facilitates the accurate distribution of royalty payments to songwriters, composers and publishers. Its proprietary technology and network of over 2,500 radio stations currently tracks more stations and total airplay than any other monitoring service in the U.S.

Compilation: Retro Christmas

Posted over @ Ultra Swank is a great 25 track 86MB compilation titled Retro Christmas that I think is a great addition to your playlists. CaptainOT did a review when it first came out. I'll sum up what he said and add my ditto ... great effort! So head on over and snag your very own copy right now.

BTW, you may notice Ultra Swank is another site that has wonderful graphics done up by the very talented BlueHipster. I just love his style. While you're visiting his site, be sure to snag some of his Exotica shares he has posted.

Tracklist:

01. Jack Jones - Sleigh Ride
02. Esquivel - Frosty The Snowman
03. The Hollyridge Strings - Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
04. John Barry - Do You Know How Christmas Trees Are Grown
05. Dean Martin - Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
06. Henry Mancini - Winter Wonderland - Silver Bells
07. Eddie Dunstedter - I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
08. John Klein - Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town
09. Esquivel - Sun Valley Ski Run
10. The Hollyridge Strings - Santa Claus is coming to Town
11. Henry Mancini - White Christmas
12. Burt Bacharach - The Bell That Couldn't Jingle
13. Esquivel - Here Comes Santa Claus
14. The Hollyridge Strings - Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
15. Henry Mancini - Frosty The Snow Man
16. Al Caiola & Riz Ortolani - Holiday On Skis
17. Ferrante & Teicher and Les Baxter - Sleigh Ride
18. Esquivel - Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town
19. Dean Martin - White Christmas
20. The Metro Strings - Christmas
21. Henry Mancini - The Christmas Song
22. John Klein - Winter Wonderland
23. Fred Waring & His Pennsylvanians - Ring Those Christmas Bells
24. Julie London - I'd Like You For Christmas
25. Stan Kenton - What Is A Santa Claus

Create Your Own Santa's Elf Card

Over at Santa's Quarters you can create your very own Santa's Elf ID card. Print it out on some card stock and laminate it for a real authentic looking ID the kids will love. Or, take it to the bar with you to impress the ladies ... ok, ok, it hasn't worked for me yet but I'm still hopeful.

While there, check out their Christmas Coloring Pages with 10+ items to print out for your budding Picasso's and, for the mathematician in all of us, calculate EXACTLY the number of lights and ornaments for your tree with their Christmas Decoration Toolset™ ... although I like my method better ... keep adding stuff till the branches start to creak & sag ... then remove the last item you put on and you're done.

Dormant & Deceased Sites

Blogging is a tough business. I probably put forth 5% or less of the effort of those 'Yuletide Bloggers' who are digging through stacks of old vinyl, plunking down hard earned money for the wax, and lovingly transferring the sounds to digital for all us Christmas porkers to snarf up ... most of the time without even a simple "Thanks!" Is it any wonder people get tired and move on to other projects?

This year I'm going to try to remember to go back and say thanks for each little gem I download that has been so generously posted by the very talented vinyl restoration folks ... I hope you will join me and drop a few 'thanks' on these folks as well.

Sadly, it's too late for the following sites that have gone silent or dark. Listed here so you can update your links or bookmarks, and as a belated way of saying "Thanks!" to these wonderful people who helped make Christmas' past a lot more enjoyable.

77 Santas : 2009 announced as their final season

A Christmas Special : Last Post 2007.Dec

A Million Miles Away : Last Post/RIP 2009.March

Blog of 999 Dances : Last post 2007.Apr

Christmas for All : Last post 2007.Dec

Cool Kooky Hip and Groovy : RIP 2007.Oct

I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday : RIP 2009.Jan

Musical Fruitcake : RIP 2007.May

Red Ryder BB Gun : Last post 2007.Jan

Santa and Me! : RIP c2006~2007

Why Fidelity : Last post 2007.Dec

Christmas on the Radio

A few years back I became a big fan of Old Time Radio (OTR) and so naturally really liked listening to the Christmas episodes.

Jack Benny, Burns & Allen, Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Milton Berle, Red Skelton, Edgar Bergen, Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Orson Welles, Fibber McGee & Molly, Amos & Andy, Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Ozzie & Harriet, Phil Harris & Alice Faye, Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, Dinah Shore, Kate Smith, Lucille Ball are some of the names from entertainments golden age that had their own radio shows. And if the names don't ring a bell, perhaps the shows will ... Archie Andrews, Blondie, Dragnet, Father Knows Best, Great Gildersleeve, The Green Hornet, Gunsmoke, Life of Riley, Lone Ranger, Our Miss Brooks, Red Ryder, The Saint, The Shadow, Sherlock Holmes, Superman, Tarzan, & Yours Truly Johnny Dollar.

If you, or someone you know is 65+ then these shows will almost certainly bring back some Christmas memories. And if you're under 65 then perhaps like me, you'll fall in love with these pre-television era gems.

If you have newsgroup access, your best bet is starting off in alt.binaries.sound.radio.oldtime or alt.binaries.sounds.radio.oldtime (absro). Be prepared for a very large selection dating back into the 1930s.

If you don't have access to newsgroups, you can still pick up some episodes on the web.

OldTimeRadioFans.com has (on 2009.Nov.09) 6 shows available for free download. [Hint: Root around the site and you'll find more Christmas freebies]

Internet Archive has (on 2009.Nov.09) 6 shows available for free download. [Hint: A little searching and you'll also find more Christmas freebies here]

rand’s esoteric otr has (on 2009.Nov.15) 6 shows available for free download.

The Old Time Radio Fan has (on 2009.Nov.09) 20 shows available for free download.

Check out Old Time Radio Flier 23 @ Squidoo with a whooping 170+ shows (on 2009.Nov.09) available for free download.

Feel free to post links to others sources in the comments.

Desktop Themes

There's about 700 Bazillion Christmas desktop themes available online ... unfortunately half them are probably some form of malware or boobie trapped site. I won't make any guarantees about the sites I list here but, I will say I've downloaded some of their themes, scanned them, and have not had a problem ... YMMV. ALWAYS scan your downloads! I'll keep adding sites here as I come across them and test some of their themes personally.


1. Patina's Treasures -- a handful of nice themes, not just Christmas, done between 2001-2004. I only tried the manual install themes and none of the screen savers.

... more to follow

Voices of Christmas Past

It has to be November 01 somewhere sooooo ...

Title:	Voices of Christmas Past
Tracks:	23
Label:	Dawn of Sound
Cat No:	PPR 100
Year:	1999

This CD is OOP and going for $80US @ Amazon.com and in an odd move for a modern company, has been posted for everyone to enjoy.

Dawn of Sound collected 23 wonderful tunes from the late 1890s to 1922 that are now available for download @ the Internet Archive as Ogg Vorbis, Flac and VBR or 64 kpbs MP3 files. It should be a welcome addition to your Yuletide activities.

Also reviewed by Lee Hartsfeld & Richard Banks.

Tracklist:

01. Santa Claus Hides in the Phonograph (Ernest Hare, recorded 1922)
02. On A Christmas Morning (Prince’s Orchestra, recorded 1911)
03. Sleigh Ride Party / Jingle Bells (Edison Male Quartette, recorded 1898)
04. Messiah - And the Glory of the Lord (Victor Mixed Chorus, recorded 1915)
05. Hark the Herald Angels Sing (Henry Burr, recorded 1907)
06. Silent Night, Hallowed Night (Haydn Quartet, recorded 1905)
07. Christmas Time at Pumpkin’ Center (Cal Stewart, recorded 1905)
08. Christmas Hymns (Francis J. Lapitino, recorded 1917)
09. When the Christmas Chimes Are Ringing (Lewis James, recorded 1922)
10. The Star of Bethlehem (Harry MacDonough, recorded 1909)
11. Come and Spend Christmas With Me (Byron G. Harlan, recorded 1909)
12. Christmas Morning at Clancey’s (Steve Porter, recorded 1922)
13. Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem (Trinity Choir, Recorded 1916)
14. Adeste Fideles (John McCormack and William Reitz, recorded 1915)
15. Night Before Christmas (Ernest Hare, recorded 1920)
16. Nutcracker Ballet: Chinese Dance/Dance of the Mirilitons (Victor Herbert’s Orchestra, recorded 1913)
17. On A Good Old Time Sleigh Ride (Peerless Quartet, recorded 1913)
18. Angels from the Realms of Glory (Trinity Choir, recorded 1916)
19. While Shepherds Watched their Flocks by Night / Christians Awake (Trinity Quartet, recorded 1921)
20. Uncle Josh Plays Santa Claus (Cal Stewart, recorded 1907)
21. Christmas in Camp (Anonymous, recorded ca. 1917)
22. Noel (Holy Night) (Venetian Trio, recorded 1916)
23. Auld Lang Syne (Navada Van der Veer, recorded 1921)

Arthur Ferrante dies at 88

Arthur Ferrante, half of the popular piano duo Ferrante & Teicher, dies

Arthur Ferrante, one half of the piano duo Ferrante and Teicher whose lush orchestral recordings of 1960s movie themes propelled them to popular and commercial success, has died. He was 88.

Ferrante died of natural causes early Saturday at his home in Longboat Key, Fla., his manager, Scott W. Smith, said Sunday. Lou Teicher died in August 2008 at age 83.

"Although we were two individuals, at the twin pianos our brains worked as one," Ferrante said last year after Teicher's death. ... (continued)

They produced some of my favorite Yuletide albums that I and my family have listened to for years. I could not imagine a Christmas without one of their albums being on our playlist.